Westside Academy presents
Males Order Brides or Big Harry Deal’s Scandalous Scheme!
Here comes the bride! Actually, we should say brides — four of them supposedly, to marry a quartet of love-starved citizens. The husbands-to-be include two bachelors, lumberjack (and hero) Forrest Green and saloon owner Lucky Betts, and two widowers, grizzled prospector Grubby Shurtz and respectable banker C.D. Nichols. If only their brides were real! The unscrupulous and shifty lawyer, Big Harry Deal, has hired an actress, Starr Billings, to impersonate all four fiancés. Starr (and your actress who plays her!) has a quite a job, needing to portray schoolmarm Modesty Virtue for Forrest, saloon hostess Lola Palooza for Lucky, prospector Golda Miner for Grubby, and society matron Indigo Bloodline for C.D. Harry’s scheme is to lure the bridegrooms into a mine shaft on the night of the quadruple wedding and blow them up, leaving Starr a wealthy widow to all four.
Two Performances To Choose From!
Tuesday, March 14th and Wednesday, March 15th
Limited seating! Don’t delay! Reserve early!
Doors open at 6:00 p.m. Performance begins at 6:30 p.m. You will be seated at a table and served dessert and a drink.
To reserve your seat and pay: send an e-transfer to firstname.lastname@example.org – include in your message the number of seats you need and the date you will attend
OR email email@example.com with the number of seats you need and the date you will attend – then bring cash or cheque to the school office.
NOTE: Once your VIEWING DATE has been reserved, it can only be changed by contacting the office to confirm there are available seats.
If you have any questions, please contact Cheryl Anderson or Sam Holley.
Cheryl at: firstname.lastname@example.org
Sam at: email@example.com
June 23, 2022